10 Things I Just Learned About From Walking Dogs

I recently started walking some neighbor dogs as a way to help them out and keep me company on my walks. Here's some things I've learned recently in doing so.

1. Dog's don't like truck airbrakes.
2. If it's windy outside, bugs can bounce hard off of your body and face.
3. Always double bag your companions #2 deposits.
4. If your companion goes #2 in a more remote area, you can get away with faking the plastic bag pickup.
   
5. People hang onto old stuff way too long, before they are willing to throw it away.
6. You can learn a lot about people by what they throw away.
   
7. Someone should come up with a better mechanism for setting up a sprinkler.
8. If you're 39, you can get sore by just walking.
9. You're not the only one that walks dogs on the same path you're on, so you should watch where you're walking.
10. If you're over 50 years old, and are doing yardwork in short shorts, bending over isn't your best look.